the end's not near, it's here.


22/f/ny
samuel-rules:

wolfmantooth:

THE TRUEST MEME OF ALL TIME.

last night i didn’t feel like drinking, and was offered many drinks, but i just didn’t drink any because i felt like daken when he takes heat, it can’t be just one, it’s got to be it all, and i didn’t want to go all snikt on some booze.

Every time I go out somewhere I promise myself that I’m only going to have one drink because I’m (insert responsible adjective here) and then there’s always some reason it never works out quite like I planned. Last night, for example, I had to drink like two bottles of wine because it only cost me five dollars total. That was economical as fuck of me though. Five dollars well spent.